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it's the monitor

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oh

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it's the monitor hi we're um

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we're here sort of we we mentioned it

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but it's

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i didn't advertise it in advance a

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little spontaneous i'm aaron from the

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saucer life and this is the saucer wife

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is this your first time this is my first

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time on camera well for this you've been

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you're in lots of pictures

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like on my phone i got lots of pictures

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of you i've never done any of this with

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you okay so

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we've got an authentic um

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hopefully i i think i think this sounds

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working got an authentic uh christmas

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cake a christmas fruitcake

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from

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um the uk

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that's the top that's the top i know it

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was a there's a star okay i just want to

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make sure people can see the star

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right there um authentic christmas

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fruitcake as the the aliens cold ass

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like yeah you're so you're holding

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holding a knife threatening to me

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like um you always do so

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and

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this is going horribly wrong

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oh the wheel fell off that don't

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lean back there's no wheel back there

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okay

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um

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all right

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let's do it okay so before i follow this

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here let me okay

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you're gonna hurt yourself this is

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quality this is quality television um

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you're not paying for this folks so uh

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okay how big of a piece do you

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that's good okay that's good that's you

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okay so i've got my bit of christmas

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fruitcake from the uk thank you to uh to

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the listener who sent this to us um and

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thank you for the post office for

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delivering it before

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the end of uh the christmas season um

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which is today today is january 6

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epiphany the traditional end of the

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christmas season i'm talking um i'm

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talking i'm sorry um the traditional end

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of now i know how sam feels

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oh

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really okay

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so

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um yeah let's try okay

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we don't want him

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twelfth night steve yes twelfth night

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it's a shakespeare play they tried to

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make me read once i faked my way through

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the exam

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this is good

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i'm getting the raisin yeah i'm getting

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i'm doing notes of raisin i'm not a big

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marzipan fan so i'm gonna

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sort of remove the mark the marzipan

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that fell off i'm not gonna go out of my

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way to save um i'm getting citrus notes

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citrus nose there are citrus notes um

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now i my experience with fruitcake is

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very much um

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american fruitcake that has that

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like that is packed with that sort of

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candied

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and i i just hated that as a kid

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not my favorite so

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this was my first

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take on any type of fruitcake you've

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avoided fruitcake completely

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wow um

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amazing

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and um i can say about it yeah

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do you like it

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it's not my thing it's not your thing

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it's um

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it's good

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it's got a good flavor

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it's moist um

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it's really moist considering it was

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sent

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across an ocean it is um it is very

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dense very rich

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rich rich not dense neutron stars are

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dense

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um

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this is very rich i uh

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i have a feeling i didn't look at the

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box to see how many servings

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an actual christmas cake consists or

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fruit when these fruitcakes consist of

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i have to imagine that one of these

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cakes would be

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multiple servings because

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i had a slice and

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that felt like if i was served that like

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with a cup of coffee as a dessert

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i'd be fine i can see why the aliens

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like it though

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it's it's good it's um

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i like it yeah it's neat it's

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i'm sure i can find this somewhere here

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in the states i'm sure if you go to the

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well i saw one at t.j.maxx

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i tell you that no yeah i was shopping

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tj maxx before christmas and it was big

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though it was a it was an italian

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christmas cake oh and it was like this

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big it's massive

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another way this big those italians

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all right i think we've kept these

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people i i i i i think we have i think

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we have all right

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um thanks

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for watching thanks for having me you're

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welcome um and uh thanks for being had

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i just snorted

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i i will return at some point i will i

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will not

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i'm out

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all right thanks a lot folks um

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mary uh mary

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twelfth night